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It can be difficult to find modest attire when you're a Christian woman, what with all the competing expectations. Fortunately, we at the Babylon Bee are not just prophets - we're also fashion experts. Here are seven simple tips for Christian ladies to dress modestly: [...]

Wed, Mar 04, 2026
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America Graciously Converts 20 Iranian Warships Into New Submarines

PERSIAN GULF — In a sign of enormous good will, American forces helpfully converted 20 Iranian warships into submarines. [...]

Wed, Mar 04, 2026
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To Save Time, Iran Appoints Supreme Leader Who Is Already Dead

TEHRAN — Following the death of Ayatollah Ali Khamenei and a significant portion of the nation's leadership, the Assembly of Experts, charged with choosing the next Ayatollah, have opted to appoint a new supreme leader who is already dead. [...]

Wed, Mar 04, 2026
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Conservatives Express Concern Over Foreign Wars And OOHHH DANG OUR SUBMARINE JUST BLEW UP A BOAT HECK YEAH WE ARE SO BACK

U.S. — Conservatives across the country have expressed concern over the United States becoming entangled in another foreign war -- OHHH DANG OUR SUBMARINE JUST FRIGGIN' TORPEDOED A BOAT WE ARE SO BACK!!! [...]

Wed, Mar 04, 2026
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California’s Newsom Indicates Israel Is ‘Apartheid State’

California Gov. Gavin Newsom indicated Israel is an “apartheid state” and said the United States needs to reconsider its relationship with the Middle East nation. During an interview promoting his new book in Los Angeles, Newsom responded to a question by “Pod Save America” host Jon Favreau about whether the U.S. should reconsider [...]

Wed, Mar 04, 2026
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Victor Davis Hanson: Trump Laid Out America’s Comeback While Democrats Sat Silent

Editor’s note: This is a lightly edited transcript of today’s video from Daily Signal Senior Contributor Victor Davis Hanson. Subscribe to our YouTube channel to see more of his videos. Hello, this is Victor Davis Hanson for The Daily Signal. We had the State of the Union, as we all know, on [...]

Wed, Mar 04, 2026
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Democrat Who Claims the Bible Supports Transgenderism Won’t Even Honor God’s Preferred Pronouns

If you’re going to claim that God supports transgender ideology, you might want to think twice before rejecting his preferred pronoun. The latest star of the “Religious Left” has claimed not only that Christianity is compatible with the idea that men can become women and vice versa, but that God himself [...]

Wed, Mar 04, 2026
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Indiana Conservatives Rack Up Major Wins

With two major victories in a single week, Indiana conservatives are proving that the heartland is setting the pace for 2026. In a sweeping session dominated by conservative priorities, the Republican-controlled Indiana legislature has passed legislation, strongly backed by Heritage Action, aimed at reshaping education policy, elections, and civic instruction. These bills [...]

Wed, Mar 04, 2026
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Noem: Sanctuary Jurisdictions Declined 17,864 ICE Detainers

Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem told lawmakers Wednesday that sanctuary jurisdictions declined to turn over 17,864 illegal immigrants in local police custody to federal immigration authorities in 2025. [...]

Wed, Mar 04, 2026
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House Oversight Votes to Subpoena AG Bondi on Epstein File Releases

The Republican-led House Oversight Committee voted Wednesday to subpoena U.S. Attorney General Pam Bondi for testimony about her role in the release of files related to convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein.The motion to subpoena Bondi was introduced by Rep. Nancy Mace,... [...]

Wed, Mar 04, 2026
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Boy Scouts Suing 'Queer Scout' Firm Amid Trademark Dispute

Boy Scouts of America is suing an LGBTQ travel company called Queer Scout, alleging that the company's name and fox logo create confusion with the organization, The Arizona Republic reported. [...]

Wed, Mar 04, 2026
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Tampons, Politics, Price Sank Netflix Warner Bros. Bid

Netflix's bid for Warner Bros. Discovery collapsed after a monthslong political and financial battle, as well as one unusual episode circulating in Washington's rumor mill that involved what insiders dubbed the "tampon incident," the New York Post reported. [...]

Wed, Mar 04, 2026
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