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Babylon Bee

When Parody is More Accurate than the Mass Media

'I’m Not Mad': Op-Ed by Wife (Who Is Definitely Mad)

Hey sweetheart... can we talk about something? [...]

Wed, Nov 20, 2024
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Cheer Up, Libs: Here Are 10 Things You Can Still Be Thankful For This Year

It's a dark time to be a progressive. But it's the Thanksgiving season, which means it's time to be thankful to whatever non-specific deity or power you believe in. Let's try to keep up that spirit of gratitude by reminding ourselves of these ten things libs can still be thankful [...]

Wed, Nov 20, 2024
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Police Warn Three Other People Responsible For Laken Riley’s Death Still At Large

U.S. — With Jose Ibarra now convicted of Laken Riley's murder, police warned that the three others responsible for her death still remained at large. [...]

Wed, Nov 20, 2024
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Before DOGE Cuts Funding, NIH Working Feverishly To Complete Study On The Effects Of Giving Meth To Jetpack-Wearing Hamsters

CAMBRIDGE, MA — A team of high-level researchers expanded its working hours this week to intensify efforts to finish an important project before the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) cuts its funding, as the scientists worked feverishly to complete a study on the effects of giving meth to jetpack-wearing hamsters. [...]

Wed, Nov 20, 2024
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Judge: Youngkin Can't Pull Va. Out of Greenhouse Gas Pact

A Virginia circuit court judge ruled on Wednesday that Gov. Glenn Youngkin, R-Va., does not have the authority to withdraw from a carbon-cap commitment without the approval of the state Legislature, The Hill reported. [...]

Thu, Nov 21, 2024
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House Oversight Advances Bill Banning DEI From Govt

Legislation by Rep. Michael Cloud, R-Texas to end diversity, equity and inclusion (DEI) programs at the federal level advanced out of the House Committee on Oversight and Accountability on Wednesday along party lines and will move to a full vote on the House floor. [...]

Thu, Nov 21, 2024
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Nobody Knows How House Trans Bathroom Ban Gets Enforced

The Capitol is in confusion as members of Congress weigh how House Speaker Mike Johnson's transgender bathroom ban will be enforced, according to Axios. [...]

Thu, Nov 21, 2024
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Biden Fast-Tracks Climate Loans Ahead of Trump Takeover

President Joe Biden's administration is working to finalize $25 billion in clean energy loans, cementing a key climate initiative before President-elect Donald Trump takes office with plans to slash such programs, Politico reported. [...]

Thu, Nov 21, 2024
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‘War on Gender’: GOP Lawmakers Forge Game Plan to Protect Children From Transgender Ideology

Republican lawmakers laid out their game plan to purge transgender ideology from American society at a Wednesday panel discussion. Republicans will soon introduce the STOP Act, or the Safeguarding the Overall Protection of Minors Act to criminalize transgender medical interventions for children, said Sen. Roger Marshall, R-Kansas. “Everybody changes after you [...]

Thu, Nov 21, 2024
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Democrats Sold 2024 as ‘Last Election,’ but Now Promise ‘Peaceful Transfer’ of Power?

John Adams demonstrated what a transfer of power ought to look like in America when he handed over the presidency to his successor, Thomas Jefferson. The 1800 presidential race between Adams and Jefferson was an intense battle between two friends-turned-adversaries. But despite a contentious press and a heated political climate, neither [...]

Wed, Nov 20, 2024
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Michigan Democrats Want to Teach Minors About Abortion as ‘Family Planning’ Option

Michigan Democratic lawmakers have sponsored a bill to remove the state’s ban on teaching abortion as a “method of family planning” from the sex education curriculum. State Rep. Rachel Hood, D-Grand Rapids, introduced an overhaul of Michigan’s sex ed standards, crossing out the sentence: “Clinical abortion shall not be considered a [...]

Wed, Nov 20, 2024
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SEE YOU IN COURT? Babylon Bee Weighs ‘Legal Action’ After SPLC Doxxes Anonymous Writers

FIRST ON THE DAILY SIGNAL—The Christian satire site The Babylon Bee is considering legal action after the Southern Poverty Law Center revealed the names of anonymous contributors who write for Not the Bee, the satire site’s real-news partner. “We are considering all our options, including legal action,” Babylon Bee CEO Seth [...]

Wed, Nov 20, 2024
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