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Report: Trump Furious As Would-Be Assassin Fired Gun Right In His Backswing

MAR-A-LAGO, FL — Former President Trump was reportedly furious at today's would-be assassin for rudely opening fire right in the middle of his backswing. [...]

Mon, Sep 16, 2024
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Media Assures Americans The Real Threat Is The Side That Keeps Getting Shot At

U.S. — In the wake of yet another assassination attempt on former President Donald Trump, the media sought to assure Americans that the real threat isn't the side doing the shooting. [...]

Sun, Sep 15, 2024
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FBI Tries To Distract From Old Trump Assassination Attempt With New Trump Assassination Attempt

U.S. — The Federal Bureau of Investigation decided to distract the public from their complete lack of progress on the old Trump assassination attempt with a shiny, new Trump assassination attempt. [...]

Sun, Sep 15, 2024
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Taylor Swift's Jet Seen Fleeing Site Of Trump Shooting

MAR-A-LAGO, FL — After shots rang out from an AK-47 while President Trump was attempting to play a round of golf, Taylor Swift's private jet was spotted fleeing the scene. [...]

Sun, Sep 15, 2024
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Rudy Giuliani to Newsmax: Questions Remain on First Trump Assassination Try

Former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani told Newsmax that a second assassination attempt on former President Donald Trump should not divert attention from the need to answer serious questions concerning the first attempt. Giuliani appeared on the network Sunday night, hours... [...]

Mon, Sep 16, 2024
Source Newsmax

Trump Praises Law Enforcement After Apparent Assassination Attempt

Donald Trump praised law enforcement for their response to what the FBI has described as an "attempted assassination" on the former president at his Palm Beach, Florida golf course Sunday. [...]

Mon, Sep 16, 2024
Source Newsmax

Trump Praises Law Enforcement After Apparent Assassination Attempt

Donald Trump praised law enforcement for their response to what the FBI has described as an "attempted assassination" on the former president at his Palm Beach, Florida golf course Sunday. Law enforcement officials revealed that the suspect, 58-year-old Ryan Wesley Routh,... [...]

Mon, Sep 16, 2024
Source Newsmax

News Flash: Bias in Media Isn’t New, Veteran Journalist Says

John Miller entered the field of journalism in Washington, D.C., in the early 1990s. There were only a handful of outlets with conservative commentary writers on their staffs at the time, and, even then, Miller says, he remembers being frustrated by the liberal bias in the media. “This notion that, you [...]

Mon, Sep 16, 2024
Source Daily Signal

Biden: Secret Service to Get 'Every Resource' to Protect Trump

Following the assassination attempt on former President Donald Trump at his Trump International Golf Club in West Palm Beach, Florida, on Sunday, President Joe Biden posted on X that the Secret Service would get "every resource" to protect the Republican nominee. [...]

Mon, Sep 16, 2024
Source Newsmax

‘The People Deserve the Truth’: DeSantis Says Florida Will Investigate Trump Assassination Attempt

Gov. Ron DeSantis announced Sunday the Sunshine state would conduct its own investigation into the second assassination attempt on former President Donald Trump. “The State of Florida will be conducting its own investigation regarding the attempted assassination at Trump International Golf Club,” posted DeSantis, a Republican, on X. “The people deserve the [...]

Mon, Sep 16, 2024
Source Daily Signal

‘TRULY HORRIFYING’: Questions Swirl After Second Trump Assassination Attempt

For the second time in three months there was an assassination attempt on former President Donald Trump. “The FBI has responded to West Palm Beach Florida and is investigating what appears to be an attempted assassination of former President Trump,” the FBI said in a statement Sunday afternoon. “Authorities just acknowledged if President Trump was [...]

Sun, Sep 15, 2024
Source Daily Signal

Dan Bongino Predicts Another Security ‘Incident,’ Says Secret Service Is Worse Today Than Before Trump Assassination Attempt

Editor’s note: This article was originally published Aug. 26. Radio talk-show host and podcaster Dan Bongino, a former Secret Service agent, predicted another “incident” with the Secret Service, claiming that the agency is worse off today than it was before the assassination attempt against former President Donald Trump on July 13 [...]

Sun, Sep 15, 2024
Source Daily Signal