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It can be difficult to find modest attire when you're a Christian woman, what with all the competing expectations. Fortunately, we at the Babylon Bee are not just prophets - we're also fashion experts. Here are seven simple tips for Christian ladies to dress modestly: [...]

Wed, Mar 04, 2026
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America Graciously Converts 20 Iranian Warships Into New Submarines

PERSIAN GULF — In a sign of enormous good will, American forces helpfully converted 20 Iranian warships into submarines. [...]

Wed, Mar 04, 2026
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To Save Time, Iran Appoints Supreme Leader Who Is Already Dead

TEHRAN — Following the death of Ayatollah Ali Khamenei and a significant portion of the nation's leadership, the Assembly of Experts, charged with choosing the next Ayatollah, have opted to appoint a new supreme leader who is already dead. [...]

Wed, Mar 04, 2026
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Conservatives Express Concern Over Foreign Wars And OOHHH DANG OUR SUBMARINE JUST BLEW UP A BOAT HECK YEAH WE ARE SO BACK

U.S. — Conservatives across the country have expressed concern over the United States becoming entangled in another foreign war -- OHHH DANG OUR SUBMARINE JUST FRIGGIN' TORPEDOED A BOAT WE ARE SO BACK!!! [...]

Wed, Mar 04, 2026
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Trump Says Tech Firms Deal Will Reduce Energy Costs

President Trump hosted tech companies at the White House Wednesday as he urged them to sign his pledge that they will cover the high electricity prices. "People think that if a data center goes in, electricity prices are going up," Trump said. "It’s not going to happen." [...]

Thu, Mar 05, 2026
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Rep. Comer to Newsmax: Bill Clinton Still Slick in Epstein Deposition

Rep. James Comer, R-Ky., chair of the House Committee on Oversight and Government Reform, told Newsmax on Wednesday that former President Bill Clinton remained a "very smooth operator" during hours of testimony before the panel. [...]

Thu, Mar 05, 2026
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Montana GOP Sen. Steve Daines Drops Reelection Bid

Sen. Steve Daines, R-Mont., dropped his bid for reelection to a third term in a surprise withdrawal just minutes before a Wednesday filing deadline for candidates. [...]

Thu, Mar 05, 2026
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Rep. Burgess Owens Says He Won't Run Again in 2026

Rep. Burgess Owens, R-Utah, announced Wednesday that he will not seek reelection in 2026, saying he plans to finish his current term before stepping away from elected office. [...]

Thu, Mar 05, 2026
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After Supreme Court Ruling, Tariff Refund Battle Just Beginning

The Trump administration will pay interest on refunds for global tariffs if ordered to do so, according to a court filing on Wednesday. U.S. officials have not committed to full refunds on the money collected from tariffs, as President Donald Trump has said he would find other laws to continue his tariffs. [...]

Thu, Mar 05, 2026
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Thanedar Claims GOP ‘Demonizing’ Illegal Immigrants With Trucking Ban Push

Firebrand Rep. Shri Thanedar, D-Mich., claimed a House subcommittee hearing was “demonizing hard-working immigrants” by drawing attention to a tragedy caused by an illegal immigrant with a commercial driver’s license, or CDL’s for short. On Wednesday, the House Homeland Security Committee’s Subcommittee on Oversight, Investigations, and Accountability held a hearing that [...]

Thu, Mar 05, 2026
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State Department Hotline Updated to Help Americans Escape Middle East, Leavitt Says

The State Department has fixed the travel hotline for Americans seeking help in evacuating Middle Eastern countries amid the conflict in Iran, White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt said Wednesday. “The line was updated, and I expect every single person in this room to report on that accurately,” Leavitt said, “so [...]

Wed, Mar 04, 2026
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A Radical Plan to Save Detroit and Restoring the Rust Belt

Detroit has become the poster child of American decline and for good reason: No city in what is now known as the Rust Belt experienced such soaring highs and such abysmal lows. In the 1950s, Detroit was the wealthiest city in America. By 2014, just one year after the city declared [...]

Wed, Mar 04, 2026
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