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It can be difficult to find modest attire when you're a Christian woman, what with all the competing expectations. Fortunately, we at the Babylon Bee are not just prophets - we're also fashion experts. Here are seven simple tips for Christian ladies to dress modestly: [...]

Wed, Mar 04, 2026
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America Graciously Converts 20 Iranian Warships Into New Submarines

PERSIAN GULF — In a sign of enormous good will, American forces helpfully converted 20 Iranian warships into submarines. [...]

Wed, Mar 04, 2026
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To Save Time, Iran Appoints Supreme Leader Who Is Already Dead

TEHRAN — Following the death of Ayatollah Ali Khamenei and a significant portion of the nation's leadership, the Assembly of Experts, charged with choosing the next Ayatollah, have opted to appoint a new supreme leader who is already dead. [...]

Wed, Mar 04, 2026
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Conservatives Express Concern Over Foreign Wars And OOHHH DANG OUR SUBMARINE JUST BLEW UP A BOAT HECK YEAH WE ARE SO BACK

U.S. — Conservatives across the country have expressed concern over the United States becoming entangled in another foreign war -- OHHH DANG OUR SUBMARINE JUST FRIGGIN' TORPEDOED A BOAT WE ARE SO BACK!!! [...]

Wed, Mar 04, 2026
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‘Grateful to God’: Montana Senator Steps Aside After 13 Years in Congress

Sen. Steve Daines, R-Mont., made the following statement Wednesday announcing he will not seek reelection in 2026. Daines and President Donald Trump endorsed U.S. Attorney Kurt Alme. Serving the people of Montana in the U.S. House and the U.S. Senate the past 13 years has been the greatest honor of my [...]

Thu, Mar 05, 2026
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Why the Iran Poll Numbers Aren’t Really About Iran

When it comes to Iran, Americans’ opinions aren’t necessarily reflective of what’s happening on the battlefield—but rather their feelings about President Donald Trump. That’s according to veteran pollster Scott Rasmussen, founder of the Napolitan Institute. As the conflict intensifies in the Middle East, Rasmussen said his polling suggests that Americans’ views on [...]

Thu, Mar 05, 2026
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Gordon Chang to Newsmax: Hope Trump Doesn't Go to China This Month

China expert Gordon Chang told Newsmax on Wednesday that President Donald Trump should reconsider a planned trip to Beijing later this month, warning that China is effectively aligned against the United States and tied to attacks that have already killed American service ... [...]

Thu, Mar 05, 2026
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Texas' Middleton to Newsmax: AG Race Choice of MAGA Champ or Rep. Roy

Texas state Sen. Mayes Middleton told Newsmax on Wednesday that the Republican runoff for Texas attorney general presents voters with a clear choice between "a MAGA champion" and someone who has "spent nearly a decade fighting" President Donald Trump. [...]

Thu, Mar 05, 2026
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Speaker Johnson: Americans Should Note How Reps Vote on Funding DHS

House Speaker Mike Johnson, R-La., is urging Americans to pay attention to how their representatives vote when a bill to reopen the Department of Homeland Security comes up for a vote on Thursday. [...]

Thu, Mar 05, 2026
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Michael Whatley to Newsmax: GOP United to Win in N.C.'s US Senate Race

Former Republican National Committee Chair Michael Whatley told Newsmax on Wednesday his decisive victory in North Carolina's Republican U.S. Senate primary has united the party ahead of a general election showdown with Democrat Roy Cooper. [...]

Thu, Mar 05, 2026
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After Supreme Court Ruling, Tariff Refund Battle Just Beginning

The Trump administration will pay interest on refunds for global tariffs if ordered to do so, according to a court filing on Wednesday. U.S. officials have not committed to full refunds on the money collected from tariffs, as President Donald Trump has said he would find other laws to continue his tariffs. [...]

Thu, Mar 05, 2026
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Thanedar Claims GOP ‘Demonizing’ Illegal Immigrants With Trucking Ban Push

Firebrand Rep. Shri Thanedar, D-Mich., claimed a House subcommittee hearing was “demonizing hard-working immigrants” by drawing attention to a tragedy caused by an illegal immigrant with a commercial driver’s license, or CDL’s for short. On Wednesday, the House Homeland Security Committee’s Subcommittee on Oversight, Investigations, and Accountability held a hearing that [...]

Thu, Mar 05, 2026
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