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It can be difficult to find modest attire when you're a Christian woman, what with all the competing expectations. Fortunately, we at the Babylon Bee are not just prophets - we're also fashion experts. Here are seven simple tips for Christian ladies to dress modestly: [...]

Wed, Mar 04, 2026
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America Graciously Converts 20 Iranian Warships Into New Submarines

PERSIAN GULF — In a sign of enormous good will, American forces helpfully converted 20 Iranian warships into submarines. [...]

Wed, Mar 04, 2026
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To Save Time, Iran Appoints Supreme Leader Who Is Already Dead

TEHRAN — Following the death of Ayatollah Ali Khamenei and a significant portion of the nation's leadership, the Assembly of Experts, charged with choosing the next Ayatollah, have opted to appoint a new supreme leader who is already dead. [...]

Wed, Mar 04, 2026
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Conservatives Express Concern Over Foreign Wars And OOHHH DANG OUR SUBMARINE JUST BLEW UP A BOAT HECK YEAH WE ARE SO BACK

U.S. — Conservatives across the country have expressed concern over the United States becoming entangled in another foreign war -- OHHH DANG OUR SUBMARINE JUST FRIGGIN' TORPEDOED A BOAT WE ARE SO BACK!!! [...]

Wed, Mar 04, 2026
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State Department Hotline Updated to Help Americans Escape Middle East, Leavitt Says

The State Department has fixed the travel hotline for Americans seeking help in evacuating Middle Eastern countries amid the conflict in Iran, White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt said Wednesday. “The line was updated, and I expect every single person in this room to report on that accurately,” Leavitt said, “so [...]

Wed, Mar 04, 2026
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A Radical Plan to Save Detroit and Restoring the Rust Belt

Detroit has become the poster child of American decline and for good reason: No city in what is now known as the Rust Belt experienced such soaring highs and such abysmal lows. In the 1950s, Detroit was the wealthiest city in America. By 2014, just one year after the city declared [...]

Wed, Mar 04, 2026
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The Humilation of Keir Starmer. Is This the End of the US-UK ‘Special Relationship’?

“Never be separated from the Americans.” That was the advice Winston Churchill gave to his countrymen in the last meeting with his cabinet in 1955. Unfortunately for the United Kingdom, current Prime Minister Keir Starmer has clearly ignored that advice. He appears to be doing his best to pull the plug and [...]

Wed, Mar 04, 2026
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Fetterman Joins GOP to Block Iran War Powers Effort

Sen. John Fetterman, D-Pa., joined 52 Senate Republicans in voting against a War Powers Resolution in response to Operation Epic Fury against Iran. The resolution, introduced by Sen. Tim Kaine, D-Va., sought to limit President Donald Trump’s ability to use military action in Iran. Forty-six Democrats and Sen. Rand Paul, R-Ky., [...]

Wed, Mar 04, 2026
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Judge: Firms Entitled to Refunds for Trump Tariffs Overturned by High Court

In a defeat for the Trump administration, a federal judge in New York ruled Wednesday that companies that paid tariffs struck down last month by Supreme Court are due refunds.Judge Richard Eaton of the U.S. Court of International Trade wrote that "all importers of record''... [...]

Wed, Mar 04, 2026
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Trump Praises Venezuela's Rodriguez Amid DOJ Report

President Donald Trump on Wednesday praised Delcy Rodriguez, Venezuela's interim president, for the job has done since taking over for deposed dictator Nicolas Maduro, who was captured by U.S. forces and returned to New York to face federal drug-trafficking charges. [...]

Wed, Mar 04, 2026
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Sen. Britt to Newsmax: DHS Block Is 'Posturing for November'

Sen. Katie Britt, R-Ala., told Newsmax that the partial funding block on the Department of Homeland Security by congressional Democrats is their way of prepping for the November midterm elections. [...]

Wed, Mar 04, 2026
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Virginia Court Clears Way for Redistricting Referendum

For the second time, Virginia's Supreme Court ruled Wednesday that voters can cast ballots on a Democrat-led congressional redistricting plan that could help the party win four more U.S. House seats, as the justices review legal challenges to the effort. [...]

Wed, Mar 04, 2026
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